Wear the Language You Love
For students, teachers and everyone who enjoys the humor, quirks and little wins of language life. Tees n’ Tongues turns that connection with languages into something you can actually wear.
Wie bitte? Pretzel T-Shirt
S / White
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
$42.99
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Wie bitte? Pretzel T-Shirt
My most fluent German
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
$42.99
Shipping $4.75 | FREE on orders $75+ after discounts
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“Wie bitte?” A skeptical little pretzel gives a familiar learner phrase exactly the expression it deserves. With “My most fluent German” completing the joke, this design is for anyone whose conversational specialty is politely asking to hear the whole thing again.
Printed in the USA
Made to order and shipped from within the U.S.
Tracked Shipping
Follow your order from production to your doorstep.
30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee
Love your tee — or we’ll make it right.
About This Tee
Soft, comfortable and made for everyday wear. Our T-Shirts are printed to order in the U.S. using quality garments chosen for comfort, durability and a great everyday fit.
• Soft ring-spun cotton
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Lightweight and breathable
• Designed for everyday wear
• Professionally printed in the U.S.
Because learning a language can be complicated. Your T-Shirt shouldn’t be.
Keep It Looking Good
Give your tee a little care and it will stay part of the conversation for a long time.
• Machine wash cold
• Turn inside out before washing
• Use a mild detergent
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on the print
Wear it. Wash it. Learn another word. Repeat.
Shipping
Every T-Shirt is printed to order and shipped from within the U.S.
Most U.S. orders arrive within about 5–8 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking information so you can follow it all the way to your doorstep.
U.S. shipping is $4.75, and shipping is free on orders of $75 or more after discounts.
30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee
Love your tee — or we’ll make it right.
If you’re not completely satisfied with your T-Shirt, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
- Changed your mind? We’ll refund the price paid for the T-Shirt to your original payment method.
- Wrong size? We’ll send one replacement of the same T-Shirt in a different size. We recommend checking our Size Guide before ordering to help you get the right fit.
- Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect item? We’ll arrange a replacement or refund as appropriate.
In most cases, you do not need to return the original T-Shirt.
Questions? Drop us a line. We’re happy to help.
Made to be worn, not just understood
Soft, comfortable and made for everyday wear. Each T-shirt is printed to order in the USA, so your tee is made especially for you instead of sitting on a warehouse shelf.
› Everyday Comfort
› Made to Order
› U.S. Fulfillment
Printed into the fabric — not a transfer
Our designs are printed directly onto the fabric using direct-to-garment printing, rather than applied as a transfer. The result is a print that feels more natural on the shirt and becomes part of the fabric instead of sitting on top of it.
Made for regular wear, washing and all the places your favorite language takes you.
Questions?
We speak that language
Where are your T-shirts printed?
Our T-shirts are printed to order in the USA and shipped from within the United States.
How long will my order take to arrive?
Most U.S. orders arrive within about 5–8 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking information so you can follow it all the way to your doorstep.
How much does shipping cost?
U.S. shipping is $4.75, and shipping is free on orders of $75 or more after discounts. A good excuse to add another language to the conversation.
What if I order the wrong size or I’m not happy with my T-Shirt?
Every order is covered by our 30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee. If your T-Shirt doesn’t fit, we’ll send one replacement of the same T-Shirt in a different size. If you simply don’t love it, we’ll refund the price paid for the T-Shirt to your original payment method. In most cases, there’s no need to return the original T-Shirt. We still recommend checking our Size Guide before ordering.
Will I receive tracking information?
Yes. Once your order ships, we’ll send you tracking information so you can follow your delivery.